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Sebastián rhymes with...

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Attraction

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It also rhymes with assassin

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But mine is no womanizer

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Good morning.

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Good morning, baby face.

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I'm drowning.

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How much shampoo did you use?

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Hey.

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I want to invite
your friends over for brunch.

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-Seriously?
-What? Is that bad?

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No. I just think it's strange.

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Well, your friends are kind of...
particular, and I want them to like me.

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What do you mean?
They're not particular.

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HOW TO SURVIVE BEING SINGLE

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-I told you not to buy rosé.
-I don't see what the problem is.

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It costs half and tastes the same.

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Everybody knows that 11:00 brunch calls
for pinot grigio, right?

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We should have brought a bottle
of Tonayán spirits.

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What's wrong?
You've been hostile the past few days.

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This girl is trying to win us over.

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She wants to meet
her boyfriend's buddies, so what?

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It's the first time in a long time
that Sebastián is happy.

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-I don't get your attitude.
-Damn Yoko.

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Fish almost has a point.

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We have to be very selective
about who we let into our group.

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No way, man.
We're not the MS-13.

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It's not open doors either.
She should take an admissions test.

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-Hi!
-Hi!

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-Come in.
-Thank you.

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What a nice place!

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-Hi.
-It's cute.

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-I'll put these over here.
-Wow, cool!

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-How are you, Fish?
-Fine.

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-Hey, dude.
-What's up?

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-How's it going? Great.
-Fine. And you?

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I'm sorry we brought rosé.

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That's okay,
I'm chilling a pinot grigio.

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Finally, somebody with good taste.

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We'll open it in a minute.

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-Is this by Magdalena Carreño?
-Yes.

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Each thumbtack represents
a micro-aggression against a woman.

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If you only get one,
it seems like nothing's wrong.

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...from an insecurity.

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Yes, she's my favorite feminist artist.

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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-You can have it. Take it.
-No, I couldn't do that.

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She's my friend,
she'll make me another one.

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Take it, please.

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Use this opportunity to have a threesome,
now that Fabiana is experimenting.

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What are you doing?

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Mafer makes me take out the middle of the
bun so we look good in our wedding photos.

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-Next, she'll make you wear a girdle, dude.
-And pluck his eyebrows.

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Once I was with a dominatrix
who used to bathe me in wax

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and then she removed all my hair.
She didn't miss a spot.

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Tell me more.

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I was looking for this magazine.

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There's an article
about the Nikkei 225,

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-Tokyo Stock Exchange...
-We don't give a shit

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-about the Tokyo Stock Exchange.
-Or half a shit.

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They're expecting a 1.2% contraction
this trimester.

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Of course. Automobile exports...

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-Have never been worse.
-...have never been worse.

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Fish, I made you this dip without chives
because Sebas told me you don't like them.

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Okay.

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Sebastián can't eat that.
He's controlling his cholesterol

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-because he's an actor. Did he tell you?
-Yes, he did.

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-Pinot?
-Me.

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-Me too, but I don't have a glass.
-I want some more.

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-I'll bring you a glass.
-Thank you.

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I don't know, that's a lot of lace.
Like for a baby prostitute.

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-No, it's not.
-You have some nerve, Mafer.

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-You have some nerve wearing a white gown.
-You're an asshole.

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Mafer, is that your fiancé?

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Yes. This is my dress. Look.

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Oh, is it a Gianco Di Catti?

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-Right?
-Yes, it's a Gianco Di Coto.

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These guys keep screwing with me.

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Would you like
to come to my fitting?

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Yes, I'd love to.

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-Okay, give me your WhatsApp.
-I don't have WhatsApp.

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-Really?
-Really?

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-You don't use technology?
-No.

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I thought Sebastián was lying.
You know how he loves being so dramatic.

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I don't love being dramatic, thank you.

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And by the way, I bought her a cell phone
and she refuses to use it.

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That's strange, to be gifted a cell phone
and refuse to use it.

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It's almost like she's
hiding something from us.

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-Fish, don't be that way.
-I'm going to get a drink.

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Did someone give Fish coffee?

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-No.
-He's a bit territorial.

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Did you tell her?

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I'm about to.

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Dude, if you don't tell her, I will.

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I don't keep things from her.
She's going to get pissed at me.

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I have to get everything set up first.

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I'm talking to clients,
opening my own firm.

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Why don't you ask your dad
to help with the wedding?

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Forget it,
that's out of the question.

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You have to tell her...

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It's not a crime...

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Yummy.

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...to not be the provider
who solves everything all the time.

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The plan is to have
a Jaureguiberri wedding.

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That's the way it's going to stay.
I'll get the money.

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Let's not have this conversation again.

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You're screwing up.

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Come here,
don't be antisocial.

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I'm going to take a photograph.

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-Yeah?
-Okay!

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Come on.

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What for?
So people don't...

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-Ready?
-To pretend you're not an alcoholic?

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-Fish, join in.
-No.

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-Join society.
-I don't like photos.

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Thank you. I'm a private person.

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Okay, one, two...

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-Let me see.
-It's instant.

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-It's a Polaroid.
-I didn't notice.

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Hey! I changed my mind.

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I want a photograph.
But of me alone.

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Julieta?

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-Will you take one of him alone?
-Yes.

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Standing there?

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-Yes, like this.
-Okay.

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Here we go.

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How can you be in love
if you barely know her?

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No, it's for real.
I've never felt this way.

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Have you thought
that maybe you're infatuated?

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She gets along great with my friends,
which is very strange.

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She might be nice,
but you being in love with her?

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-Isn't that a stretch?
-Look...

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I know it's strange for somebody
who has never loved anyone.

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-But it's love at first sight, it feels great.
-How do you know it's love?

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-It's like I know her essence.
-Her essence?

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-What does that have to do with it?
-It's like how I know yours.

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That's more than enough to know
if you know somebody,

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if you like them, if you can
fall in love with them.

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So you know my essence?

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Am I a dog person
or a cat person?

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You're fun-loving, friendly.

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-Yeah.
-Cool.

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What else?

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You're a dog person.

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-I have three cats.
-That's embarrassing.

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I could be a serial killer
and you wouldn't know it.

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-You're shitting me, with these little hands?
-With these little hands, I can...

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Excuse me, Sebastián.

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We can't film the scene.

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-Lucía refuses to come out of her trailer.
-Okay, so?

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She asked for a ginger kombucha
and a mushroom sandwich

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from a vegan café
in Los Angeles.

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They're on their way,
but they'll take time.

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The caterers won't even give me seconds.
Are you kidding me?

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Farré wants you to talk to her.

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-Why me?
-Because she's your ex.

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Exactly. That means
I have no influence over her actions.

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Please, Sebastián.

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The whole set is on standby. Please.

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You people hired her, it's your problem.
Sorry, nothing personal. Don't take offense.

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Thanks.

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Sorry.

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If I get her out, would they give me
seconds of meat?

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I'm always hungry.

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Man, what the hell's with this broad?

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I searched all over, she has no
social media, not a single photograph.

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There's no record of her on the Internet.
She's like a KGB spy. This is weird.

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Why are you obsessed with finding her,
you fucking stalker?

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I'm not obsessed,
I just have to know what Sebi is facing.

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Shit.

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And that is why I love him so much
and he's my boyfriend. Kiss me!

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-Shit.
-What? Did you find her? Did you?

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Check this out.

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-Know what this means?
-I don't know, that you're a voyeur?

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-That she isn't a lesbian.
-Who isn't a lesbian?

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-Andy.
-Who's Andy?

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The broad I took to the premiere
who made out with Fabiana.

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It drove me mad!

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Dude, that doesn't matter.
Listen to me, man!

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I need you to ask your mini-hacker
to please help me find Julieta.

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Oh, Fish.

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We don't air our dirty laundry
in public, dude.

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It's "wash," not "air."

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I have to shave my balls,
do my Kegels, buy a golden pill,

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buy coconut oil,
and do 150 push-ups!

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First, we do a yoga class
only for women,

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and afterward there's a discussion
about the work...

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-That's incredible.
-I'm going to invite you.

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-You look beautiful.
-You look lovely.

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-You like it?
-Yes!

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-Can you hold this?
-Yes, of course.

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Thanks, Ara. Thanks.

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I'm not sure.
I'm really not sure.

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Because it's a bit expensive.

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Really?

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Holy...

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Yes, of course.

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I've seen Mexican gowns
by Mexican designers like this.

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Daniel feels more comfortable
because his dad is helping.

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-He feels more comfortable?
-Yes.

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This only happens
once in a lifetime.

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-Yes, it's incredible!
-It's a single day...

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-In your whole life.
-...in my whole life.

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Look at that neckline,
the sexy back. Yes!

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-Really? I'm going to buy it!
-Yes, say yes to the dress!

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Mafer, you can't buy that dress.

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Why not?

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Daniel and I were fired.

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-How come?
-It wasn't his fault.

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-It was a total misunderstanding.
-A misunderstanding?

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-Are you screwing with me?
-No.

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It's for real?

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It wasn't Daniel's fault. I swear,
it wasn't his fault. He was tricked.

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Who? What is that?
I don't know what that means.

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Tell me what happened.

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Go! What?

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-Talk to him.
-No, you tell me.

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Explain it to me.

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-I can show you.
-Show me.

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It's looks bad, but it's not
what it seems. I swear, it isn't.

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Give it to me.

222
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What?

223
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Daniel doesn't do that. I can assure you
that he doesn't do drugs.

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-He's the only one...
-What the fuck is he doing?

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-He snorted that shit.
-Billy Boy set him up.

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I don't care,
I'm not marrying Billy Boy!

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I think Daniel must be
under tremendous pressure.

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Pressure from what, Julieta?
Pressure from what?!

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-No, nothing.
-Sorry.

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He's working three times as hard
to pay for the wedding.

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No, no, no.
His dad leant us the money.

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Everything is taken care of.
His dad was going to help.

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Now I get it.

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I'm such an idiot.

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I'm such an idiot.

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Hi, Gonzo.

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Yes, I'm coming.
I'm on my way.

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Some sashimi,
ramen and a roll.

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No, I'm not sharing.

240
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,338
Mafer and I went to see dresses.

241
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,592
She's going to be
one of the worst bridezillas.

242
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:41,224
I don't want to know... Oh, sorry.
What's up? Am I interrupting something?

243
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:42,353
No.

244
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,469
Aren't we going to eat?
I'm fucking hungry.

245
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,806
-Why does it smell like patchouli?
-It's vetiver.

246
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:49,062
Didn't you say the food was here?
Where is it?

247
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,194
Fabiana, have a seat, please.

248
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,571
-Why?
-Please, bud.

249
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,568
-I have a surprise for you.
-Come on, Gonzo!

250
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:10,165
Fabiana, these have been
a few interesting months.

251
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:14,588
Love, heartbreak,
friends, dreams.

252
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:17,509
But above all, lies, Fabiana.

253
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:20,589
Lies, lies and lies.

254
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,085
I don't know what you're talking about,
and I'm hungry.

255
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,558
I need some sashimi
in my mouth right now.

256
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:28,269
You're about to put
some raw meat in your mouth.

257
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:31,900
-What?
-But the free dinners are over, Fabiana.

258
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,978
We made a bet.

259
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,114
Exactly.

260
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:40,900
And you, being one of the most demanding
ambassadors of truth that I know,

261
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:44,367
sometimes you sin
and speak untruths, Fabiana.

262
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:50,459
-Get to the point!
-Today, life gave me something beautiful.

263
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,545
This piece is called...

264
00:13:58,588 --> 00:13:59,918
She Wasn't a Lesbian.

265
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:03,176
A photographic print on paper.

266
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,340
-That's Andy.
-Right.

267
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,297
-From the premiere.
-The girl we bet on.

268
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,428
Exactly.

269
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,234
-She's a lesbian, look at her! That guy is gay.
-Not really.

270
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,478
Lesbian women and men
need each other.

271
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,651
-Fabiana!
-It's hard to come out of the closet.

272
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:17,319
I researched them.
They love each other.

273
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,649
They're a couple.

274
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,114
There was never
any hint of lesbianism.

275
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,283
Ever.

276
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:29,540
I can't believe you put
all of this together, this whole circus.

277
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,659
-I can't believe it.
-Fabiana, Fabiana.

278
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:35,456
You can have your opinion of me,
but you can't deny I honor my word.

279
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,552
Didn't I shave my head
when Serena Williams lost Wimbledon?

280
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:43,428
Didn't I give a 70-year-old woman
cunnilingus when you challenged me?

281
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,678
Didn't I take you out to eat 100 times

282
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,140
when you made me think
that I lost the bet?

283
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:54,394
That bet didn't... It was idiotic
from the beginning. Child's play.

284
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:58,227
Idiocy I paid for like a gentleman.

285
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:10,659
Gonzo...

286
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:16,788
-I can't believe that...
-That you lost?

287
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,415
That you thought I would fuck you.

288
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,339
Never in my life. As if!

289
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,434
Don't screw with me, Fabiana,
we made a bet.

290
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,890
We made a bet!
Don't screw with me.

291
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:33,141
-I won our bet! I thought you were honorable.
-Don't take bets so seriously.

292
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:36,144
-You smell like patchouli.
-Fabiana, fuck me!

293
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,558
All right, all right, let's do this.
We don't have a lot of time.

294
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,478
He has to go to the theater.

295
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:46,451
-Maestro.
-Stop being ridiculous, please.

296
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:51,159
Okay, this is where you cross over
the memory well

297
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,622
to get to the Oracle.

298
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:56,963
Clearly, it's a symbol
of class struggle.

299
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,540
-I don't think so.
-What?

300
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,296
Yeah, I don't think
that's what should happen.

301
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:07,129
We read it together,
we rehearsed once, we rehearsed twice.

302
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,837
I can't believe
you're saying this now.

303
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:13,058
Listen, listen.
I can do my job, all right?

304
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,939
-I can.
-Yes, sir, I'll shut up.

305
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:20,728
What's wrong, you're not connecting
with the subtext of the scene?

306
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:24,404
Yeah, I don't see any justification,
and I'm not connecting.

307
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,904
It's not working.

308
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:31,695
Rodrigo, get the screenwriter
to rewrite the scene with the actress.

309
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:32,913
-Make it quick.
-Thank you.

310
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,042
-Quickly, please.
-Calling the screenwriter.

311
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:38,621
While you do that,
I'll be in my trailer.

312
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:42,877
Okay? I hope my gallon
of raw coconut milk is here.

313
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,801
-Come on, Lucía. Don't start.
-Bye.

314
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:49,220
We can't rewrite the scene
just because the actress says so.

315
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,140
This is how the director visualized it.

316
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:55,139
-Let's do this shit.
-Lucía and her whims.

317
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,893
I don't think it's a whim.

318
00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:00,645
Do you see anybody else
drinking raw coconut milk?

319
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,269
I believe she has
a good reason to act this way.

320
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,936
Now it's my fault?

321
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,284
-Why?
-Dude, you brought the girl you're dating

322
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,901
and kissed her on set.

323
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:13,068
In front of her. Really?
How do you think she felt?

324
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:14,278
How do you think?

325
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:18,497
Like shit, you were immature.
Sorry to say it.

326
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,670
So I should ask her for permission first,
before I bring my girlfriend?

327
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:26,382
No, no. That's not what I'm saying.

328
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:30,343
I'm saying if you want to begin
a good relationship with Julieta,

329
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:34,095
first you should close
this relationship with Lucía.

330
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,182
Pure math.

331
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,515
Fish. How are you, what's up?

332
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:46,687
-Hi.
-Hello.

333
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:52,275
I'm here to pick up some things
that Sebastián needs.

334
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,163
Okay. What things?

335
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,830
His gel...

336
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,739
-I'll help you look.
-No, don't.

337
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,747
Don't let me interrupt.
Go back to your book, I'll look.

338
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,880
-Where?
-I suppose it's in my bathroom.

339
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,588
That's enough.

340
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,048
-Don't worry, I'll go.
-Fine.

341
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,918
I can find it on my own.
This way, right?

342
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,795
-Yes.
-Okay.

343
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,185
No savings, right?

344
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,650
Is everything all right, Fish?

345
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,067
Yeah, fine.

346
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,655
Do you like punk music?

347
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,240
Why? Do you consider yourself
an anarchist or something?

348
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:42,536
The other day I saw a girl on a skateboard
wearing a pink Ramones T-shirt.

349
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,962
She was a total snob.

350
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,750
A snob?

351
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,004
What school did you go to?

352
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:51,335
-Edron school.
-Parents? Married, divorced? Alive, dead?

353
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,262
Alive and married, Fish.

354
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,179
You're using protection? Why?

355
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:05,136
Do you have an illness that Sebastián
and I should know about right now?

356
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,308
No. Of course not.

357
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:07,856
-A chancre?
-No way.

358
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:10,189
Responsible sex is what it's called.

359
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,153
What's this lotion for?

360
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:19,738
Don't touch that! It's a personal lubricator
that Sebas and I use.

361
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:20,946
It smells good.

362
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,203
So...

363
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:27,084
please tell me, what do you want to know,
or what's wrong?

364
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,916
I want to know
what your intentions are with my Sebi.

365
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,423
Same as yours.

366
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,884
-To make him happy.
-And how can I know that you won't hurt him?

367
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:37,506
-What's my guarantee?
-Why would I hurt him?

368
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,508
Have a seat.

369
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,137
Sit, sit.

370
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:45,023
I'm going to tell you a story.

371
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:49,807
When I was little, my dad invested
all the family's money

372
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:54,358
in a pyramid scheme
for fat-burning lotions.

373
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,074
He lost everything.

374
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:59,784
We had to move out of the house
where we had always lived

375
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,526
and ended up living in a car.

376
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:04,198
That's when Sebi invited me
to live at his place.

377
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:07,287
They made me feel like a sibling.

378
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,633
Sebastián talked to me every night.

379
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,749
He encouraged me,
he gave me peace.

380
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,335
I owe my life to that fucker.

381
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,763
My intentions with Sebastián
are 100 percent real.

382
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:23,683
He's always talking about you,
the whole gang, dude.

383
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:26,725
He's very fortunate
to have you as a friend.

384
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,281
FUCK ME

385
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,861
-Good morning, "Fuck me."
-What?

386
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,370
Damn Gonzalo.

387
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,667
-Everything all right?
-Yes, thanks.

388
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,712
Good.

389
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:58,255
So, as I was saying,
I worked at the Ariza Group.

390
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:02,221
No, no, this is... a joke.

391
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,143
Okay. It doesn't matter.

392
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:09,352
My job at the Ariza Group was to help
the staff give their best performances.

393
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:14,265
In the last two years...
especially in the last semester.

394
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,607
Fuck me

395
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:16,902
No, thanks. What?!

396
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,065
Fuck me deep, fuck me

397
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,823
Sorry. Sorry.
That's not--

398
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,445
Please go.
We're in a meeting.

399
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:25,332
-Please, we're in a meeting, okay?
-For God's sake. Is this a joke?

400
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:28,410
Please, forgive me.
This is... I don't...

401
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:32,036
-I don't know how... No, please!
-I have another appointment. Excuse me.

402
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,335
I don't want him to fuck me, I don't!
Please! Please.

403
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,050
Shut the fuck up!

404
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,170
Shut up!

405
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:46,637
Currently, I'm opening my firm,

406
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:50,023
and I have some preferential rates
I know you'll find very interesting.

407
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,231
Yes, I worked at the Ariza Group.

408
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,227
No, that was a rumor...

409
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,895
You saw the video in an e-mail?

410
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:01,530
Thank you.

411
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:02,572
Goodbye.

412
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,748
-Hi, honey.
-Are you coming to eat?

413
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,710
-No, I can't come eat today.
-Some bread?

414
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:17,631
No, thank you, boss.
You're too kind.

415
00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:20,132
Order something.
Something good.

416
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:22,514
-I'll order later, don't worry.
-All right.

417
00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:25,142
Fine. See you later. I love you.

418
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,219
Bye.

419
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:36,148
FUCK ME

420
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:39,820
No! That's it, I've had it!

421
00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,651
That's it, where are you?

422
00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:46,316
Where are you, Gonzalo?
You're going to get it! That's it!

423
00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:50,197
That's it!
Where are you, Gonzalo?

424
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:52,076
You're going to meet the real me!

425
00:22:58,211 --> 00:22:59,341
What do you want?

426
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:02,050
Besides having as much authority
on the set as you do?

427
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:05,757
Can we talk?

428
00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:07,143
Okay.

429
00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:10,060
May I?

430
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:12,432
Okay.

431
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,399
Lucía.

432
00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,452
Everything that happened
really got to me.

433
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,490
I didn't know how to react, and...

434
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,204
And I didn't know what to do.

435
00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:35,291
I fucked up... Sebas.

436
00:23:35,373 --> 00:23:40,173
And I only wanted you to know
that I regret it every day.

437
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:45,377
I don't know, if we had,
I don't know, closed the cycle,

438
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:47,926
if we had talked
when you wanted us to,

439
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:51,810
maybe all of this wouldn't have been
blown out of proportion.

440
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:54,559
Look, I hurt you.

441
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:58,232
I hurt you, and you did
absolutely nothing.

442
00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:01,022
That made me feel
this terrible guilt.

443
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:05,990
It's horrible when everybody knows
that I fucked up like that.

444
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,066
Listen, Lucía...

445
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:17,000
What they did to you
with that video sucked.

446
00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:19,461
And what you did hurt me deeply.

447
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:23,297
But I need you to hear me out.

448
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:27,179
That image on the video,
it's not the image I have of you.

449
00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:31,553
I know who you are. Really.

450
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:37,477
I could have explained to you
what wasn't working between us.

451
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,940
Instead, I feel like I took
the easy way out.

452
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:46,033
You know? I always make
the worst decisions.

453
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:47,860
Don't give me that shit!

454
00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:52,485
I wish I'd made half the decisions
you've made.

455
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,995
I would have been happier...

456
00:24:57,288 --> 00:25:01,418
No, I should have been more in tune
with what was going on between us.

457
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:07,418
We were together for 10 years.

458
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:11,219
We obviously took a lot for granted.

459
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,682
I think I subconsciously thought

460
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:20,306
that I would fix everything
by asking you to marry me.

461
00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:21,984
Dude, a mariachi band?

462
00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:25,693
-What were you thinking?
-I know.

463
00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:28,025
-Dude.
-I know. It was so silly.

464
00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:31,490
-That was Fish, he told me to.
-Obviously it was Fish.

465
00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:32,782
Obviously it was Fish.

466
00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,754
I wasn't right, okay?

467
00:25:41,499 --> 00:25:44,789
I felt that I wasn't
in the place that I deserved.

468
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,877
And it wasn't you.
It wasn't you.

469
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:51,184
My life was on pause.

470
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:55,851
And suddenly your life started.

471
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:59,930
All I wanted
was to catch up to you.

472
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,637
No. You didn't have
to catch up to me.

473
00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:05,687
That's it. I was right there,
at your side.

474
00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:09,863
That was so frustrating,
that you didn't let me in.

475
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:14,739
And all my achievements
and all my joys,

476
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,198
I wanted to share them with you,

477
00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:20,576
to motivate you
and make you feel part of them,

478
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:23,713
never to recriminate you.

479
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:26,881
I was depressed.

480
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:31,264
I was angry,
I was frustrated,

481
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:36,720
and I feel that I threw all that shit
into our relationship.

482
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:44,190
-I'm sorry.
-But it wasn't always like that.

483
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:49,193
We had moments when we brought out
the best in each other.

484
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,935
Really good ones.

485
00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:55,237
We had many excellent years.

486
00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:56,783
Yes, I know.

487
00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:00,373
I'll take those.

488
00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:03,371
Me too.

489
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,132
Hey...

490
00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:10,052
are you happy with her?

491
00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:13,923
Yes.

492
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:19,717
I'm so happy.

493
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:22,979
Hey.

494
00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:27,229
Let's finish that scene.

495
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,233
-Let's.
-Let's.

496
00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:35,568
I'll be right there.

497
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,454
-Sure?
-Sure.

498
00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:41,661
I entrusted you with a task,
and you...

499
00:27:41,744 --> 00:27:42,954
I'm ready.

500
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,632
Yes.

501
00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:49,168
Let's go.

502
00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:54,671
-Let's go.
-Okay, people, let's get to it! Let's go now!

503
00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:58,797
Nothing fell down, right?
The last minute also has 45 seconds.

504
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:05,518
What's up, Fabiana?
Are you here to collect your prize?

505
00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:06,561
What's wrong with you?

506
00:28:06,644 --> 00:28:08,854
You ruined my interview,
it was my only chance.

507
00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:10,268
It was just a joke.

508
00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,816
You can't invade
another person's privacy this way, get it?

509
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,030
-It was a detail...
-It was idiotic,

510
00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:19,321
just like your bets, that's why
you can't have a stable relationship.

511
00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:22,657
You think you're so smart,
the funniest guy around,

512
00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:25,043
but nobody is laughing
at your bullshit!

513
00:28:25,121 --> 00:28:27,961
We're not going to fuck, ever!
Is that clear?

514
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,670
If I insulted you, I apologize
and promise to leave you alone.

515
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:34,922
I swear, I didn't mean
to screw with you. Okay?

516
00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:40,085
If you don't want me to joke with you,
I won't do it again. Sorry.

517
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:41,177
Good.

518
00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:44,968
Thanks.

519
00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:17,467
Killing time?

520
00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:18,668
Sort of.

521
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,007
I never get home before 9, anyway.

522
00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:24,761
-What do you do?
-I'm in finance.

523
00:29:24,847 --> 00:29:26,927
But I don't have
an office right now.

524
00:29:27,016 --> 00:29:29,886
Relax, you're not the only unemployed
person who comes here to work.

525
00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:32,647
Listen, I'm not unemployed.

526
00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:37,650
Okay? I'm an entrepreneur.
I'm trying to open my own firm.

527
00:29:37,735 --> 00:29:41,065
I don't understand why nobody gets
that I have a plan.

528
00:29:41,155 --> 00:29:43,615
I have a plan for this,
I'm not stupid.

529
00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:46,489
I know exactly what I'm doing!

530
00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:50,081
-And I'm relaxed.
-Of course.

531
00:29:55,044 --> 00:29:56,214
GETTING MARRIED FOR DUMMIES

532
00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:00,301
Hi, honey.

533
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:01,472
Hi.

534
00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,140
-How are you?
-Fine.

535
00:30:03,219 --> 00:30:05,509
-What are you reading?
-Nothing important.

536
00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:08,016
-How was your day?
-Great. And yours?

537
00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:09,058
Fine.

538
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,391
-Ariza congratulated me today.
-Really?

539
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:14,517
-Yeah. I closed a transaction on wheat futures.
-I'm glad.

540
00:30:14,605 --> 00:30:17,315
And then we ate
with the Japanese clients.

541
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:20,859
-Where'd you go?
-The Mexican place they love. Yeah.

542
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,199
Good.

543
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,910
-I'm exhausted, it was a long day.
-Of course.

544
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,291
-I'm going to change...
-Darling.

545
00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:32,788
-You know you can tell me anything?
-Of course.

546
00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:35,713
-That I would never judge you?
-Neither would I.

547
00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:37,093
And that I'll always be here?

548
00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:44,839
-Coming to bed?
-Yes. I'll be right there.

549
00:30:44,927 --> 00:30:45,927
Okay.

550
00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:07,450
Are you a dog person
or a cat person?

551
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,037
What do you think?

552
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:11,949
Cat?

553
00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:13,497
Dog.

554
00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:15,623
Yeah.

555
00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:34,725
Look.

556
00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:35,770
Why?

557
00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:38,978
So you get to know me better.

558
00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:42,855
Are you serious?

559
00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:44,323
Are you really going to do that?

560
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:47,663
Well, I've never done this for anyone,

561
00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:51,200
so you can feel special, baby face.

562
00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:58,499
What?

563
00:32:00,753 --> 00:32:03,263
That's so convenient!

564
00:32:03,339 --> 00:32:04,799
That's not fair.

565
00:32:04,882 --> 00:32:06,302
Just because--